by This helicopter has been hovering outside my window. It looks far away in the picture, but it’s actually very close and very loud.
Now it’s hovering a block away. Okay, so the person they are looking for is probably not me. I am not wanted for not doing all the reading I’m supposed to be doing this week. (Oh God, Oh God, there is SO MUCH.)
Judging from the picture, it’s pretty clear that they’re looking for nobody but you.
You must have done something very bad. Either start reading…or plan an escape.
It was kind of exciting.