I’m on a Jury!

I can’t believe I was selected. I might be just an alternate, they didn’t say, but still. I’m on a jury! I have to say, I’m looking forward to it.

Meanwhile, everyone has probably already seen this, but here’s a really cool robot called Big Dog that was designed by Boston Dynamics. It makes me feel like I picked the wrong thing to do for a living.

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I’ve Finally Grown that Awful Haircut Out

Hair10.jpg So as you can see, I’m in a good mood. I feel pretty again and ready for Spring! Jury duty starts today. You’re asked to call this number the night before, and the recording told me they have wi-fi, and you can bring cellphones, but you can’t take pictures (hmmm).

I’m debating just bringing a book and leaving the computer at home. Maybe I’ll bring it this time, just to see. Or not. Oh, I don’t know. I never get picked for a case. From what I can tell, if you show any capacity for thought they don’t want you. Of course I have to out myself as the author of a book about the NYPD, which doesn’t get me out of having to sit there every day, but it also means no defense lawyer is ever going to let me sit on a jury.

But I worked very hard to get enough things done so that if a miracle occurs, and I do get picked, I won’t feel anxious about all the work I should be doing.

How Not to Write a Novel

How2.jpg Today is the pub date for the book written by my friend Howard Mittelmark and Sandra Newman! It’s called How Not to Write a Novel and you can see an hilarious animation that our friend Marianne Petit made for it on the book blog here. The book is just hysterical. A sample post from their blog:

Advance praise for How Not to Write a Novel

“… good …”
– The New York Times

” … for some reason[able] … [pass]ages … in the book.”
– Washington Post Book World

” … one of the most [amaz] … ing books of the year.”
– Philadelphia Inquirer

“Among the … books I have reviewed in 20 years.”
– Austin-American Statesman

Howard has actually helped me on every one of my books except for the first, that was the book that made him start stalking me (kidding). I happen to know that he has provided invaluable assistance to a lot of authors, but I’m not allowed to name names (they are very BIG names). You can get your copy from Amazon here!