Stay Away Burglars! Grrrrrrrr! (And waaaaahhh!)

Nicole suggested putting Godzilla in the window to face the burglars, so I did! Then I added some tiny dinosaurs to help him. And then I added a bunch of tiny naked babies as a second line of defense, in case Godzilla and the dinosaurs fails. Yeah. Tiny babies. That’ll scare ’em. HEY! My Godzilla doesn’t have as impressive pointy things on his back as the one in the previous post! Or bulging biceps. I’ve got the wimp Godzilla.

Stacy Horn

I've written five non-fiction books, the most recent is Imperfect Harmony: Finding Happiness Singing With Others.

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5 thoughts on “Stay Away Burglars! Grrrrrrrr! (And waaaaahhh!)

  1. You’ll hear the burglar laughing before s/he gets in.

    I went straight from this post to Amazon.com to look up Godzilla toys. I want one, but I don’t want to spend $20 for one!

  2. You are too funny – Where in the world did you get so many naked little babies and where do you store them in such a small apt.???????????

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