Very Fun Thing! Newspaper Generator

January 3rd, 2009 Posted in Uncategorized

Ha! Someone on Echo posted a link to this site where you can generate a mock newspaper story.

I just did this quickly, off the top of my head, but fun! I named my mock newspaper The Wishful Thinking Monitor.

You can tell that I had just read that article in the Times about service animals.


I know many think I’m insane, but imagine if all animals were cared for and loved, and not slaughtered and abused?

Does anyone watch Dogtown? God, the stories.  I wanted to adopt that little terrier they called Animal (then Noble) from the most recent one.

There are so many great organizations for animals.

Thank you all of you who started them and who work and volunteer for them.

Before I forget, did you know you could donate eye glasses you’re no longer using to Lenscrafters and they will give them to people who cannot afford glasses?  I just learned this and took a trillion pairs to the nearest Lenscrafter yesterday.  It made me feel good to know that all the money I had spent would not go to waste. (I’ve spent so much money trying to find flattering eye glasses.)

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  1. 2 Responses to “Very Fun Thing! Newspaper Generator”

  2. By Nicole on Jan 4, 2009

    My wish is similar to yours in that the end result is the same … with the bonus. My wish is that all PEOPLE were treated as well as my animals. The end result ideally being that these well-treated people would take on unwanted animals, treat them equally well, and be responsible owners so that there aren’t anymore unwanteds. 🙂

    And because all these people are treated so well, they then wouldn’t murder or otherwise abuse the rest of us.

    Kind of a scary-ass Nirvana, isn’t it?

  3. By lianne on Jan 4, 2009

    Every newspaper article should end with a quote from an anonymous monkey!

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