Voila! The Cleanest Apartment in New York City!


It is simply not possible for there to be a cleaner apartment in all Manhattan. Mine is the cleanest. Period. The cleanest among millions. Actually I think I read somewhere that there are 470,000 rental units in Manhattan. That can’t be right. It sounds too small. Yeah, totally not right. It’s 2.14 million as of 2008. Bottomline: my apartment is very clean.

I bought myself a couple of bunches of daffodils as a reward. Finney is in the shot because of the in-house “a cat must be in every shot” rule.

Stacy Horn

I've written six non-fiction books, the most recent is Damnation Island: Poor, Sick, Mad, and Criminal in 19th-Century New York.

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2 thoughts on “Voila! The Cleanest Apartment in New York City!

  1. Come clean mine and make it the cleanest in Greensboro?

    I’m going to Atlanta tomorrow for the rest of the week for training and am feeling guilty for not vacuuming and dusting for the cat sitter (although she’s seen the inside of my closets, so I’m not so sure why I’m obsessing over the vacuuming).

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