Another Saturday Night and I Ain’t Got Nobody

I’m taking a moment off from watching the movie Paul, (love it) to listen to birds outside my window. Before I forget, the blog software I use shows me what search terms people use that brings them to my blog.

What I want to know is, why are all these people searching for “large dog dicks,” and why is googling “large dog dicks” leading them here??? Of course, now that I’ve said it twice even more people searching for “large dog dicks” are going to find their way here. Damnit. Three times. Okay people looking for … that, sorry. None of that here. Sorry to have wasted your time.

There’s a new ferry that goes up and down the East River, stopping at various places in Brooklyn and Queens. It’s free for the first two weeks so I walked down to the pier to take a ride. Howard was supposed to meet me, but his bike got a flat. Didn’t matter.

See all these people? This is just one small glimpse of all the people who had the same idea. There’s 700 million trillion more going back five blocks and 700 million trillion to the right. More pictures follow.

Some of the 700 million trillion to the right and …

… a few of the people who must have waited for hours and will probably get on in another 20 minutes (a ferry had just left and they run every 20 minutes). That’s Sarah Jessica Parker on the left. Okay, no it’s not, but it kinda looks like her, doesn’t it? I have to remember to tell my Sarah Jessica Parkerettes story some day.

Stacy Horn

I've written six non-fiction books, the most recent is Damnation Island: Poor, Sick, Mad, and Criminal in 19th-Century New York.

View all posts by Stacy Horn →

2 thoughts on “Another Saturday Night and I Ain’t Got Nobody

  1. So, why such a big crowd just for a free boat ride? Were they serving free drinks, too?

  2. I know, it’s insane, but the idea of nice weekend ride up and down the East River sounded so nice. Apparently it sounded nice to EVERYONE.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Share via
Copy link
Powered by Social Snap