Closing the Kitten Proximity Zone

Bleeck: Hmmm. So close to the comforter of Heaven. Plus, I’m bored.

Finney: WTF? You’re kidding me, right?

Bleeck: I’m just going to lay down right here, on the edge. You won’t even notice me.

Bleeck: Yeah, that wasn’t too hard. What can I destroy next?

Bleeck: Maybe I can actually get on the comforter of Heaven.
Finney: Kill the kitten. Kill the kitten. Kill the kitten.

Stacy Horn

I've written six non-fiction books, the most recent is Damnation Island: Poor, Sick, Mad, and Criminal in 19th-Century New York.

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10 thoughts on “Closing the Kitten Proximity Zone

  1. Love it! Poor suffering Finney…with his back turned to Bleeck, just hoping he’ll go away! I can see Bleeck plotting his next move though.

  2. Oh My DoG! This post is the highlight of my day! (I’m writing a new book and all I can hear in my head is Why Bother? Why Bother? Why Bother? Why Bother?)

    Betsy has said this to me more than once, and now I say it to you: You should do a cat book.

    In the name of Buddy, I say: The Catitude Goes On.

  3. Oh, man, you’re lucky! After my Mama cat died this spring, I tried to introduce a SWEET little 12 week old guy to my remaining 12 year old. He even looked just like her. She did NOT APPRECIATE IT AT ALL. On about the 4th day she jumped him, and put a claw into his foot that spewed blood all over the floor and sent us (me and the kitten) to the Animal Medical Ctr. In the middle of the night. Got home at 2:30 AM, $600 poorer. Looks like your guys are well on the way to happy friends land. BTW, the kitten wound up with another elderly cat who adores him. Just all hugs and kisses.
    Wonderful pics.

  4. Wow! You lucky thing…you found a Siamese kitten! I’ve had three and they were all wonderful cats. There was an age difference of a few years between my older two(who were brother and sister) and the youngest, a male. The younger one was always a pest to the older male. They did learn to tolerate each other but never became great friends. I think having three was the problem. Hopefully your guys will be best friends soon!

  5. I’ve wanted to try a Siamese kitten for a while. Right now the kitten is in Finney’s spot, Finney is in MY spot, and I am sitting in a very uncomfortable chair.

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