Maybe this will be the year I get a tree!
I had to stop getting trees due to the cats, they just destroy them and all the ornaments, and “oh my god, what if one of them swallows a pine needle and it gets stuck in his throat??” There is no peace in a house with a Christmas tree and a cat. But, but Christmas trees!! Pretty!
If I was going to get a tree, this is where I’d go, to Jane Street and Billy Romp and co.