by Whenever I walk to the gym I pass a woman on the corner of 6th and 14th calling out, “Free spit balls!” I always knew she couldn’t really be saying what I thought she was saying, but I was afraid to make eye contact because what if she is saying what I think she’s saying?? I don’t think it would be a good idea to make eye contact with a woman offering free spit balls.
I finally glanced in her direction and figured out what she is saying by the store she was standing in front of. She is saying, “Free Sprint phones.”
Ahahahaha. I see that woman every day and I just want to ask that store – “How do you expect her to sell phones when no one can understand a word she’s saying?”
After much consideration, I think I’d prefer a free spitball to a free Sprint phone.
Ha!
Jackie, I love that you know who I’m talking about. Gives NYC that smalltown feel.