by Nicole suggested putting Godzilla in the window to face the burglars, so I did! Then I added some tiny dinosaurs to help him. And then I added a bunch of tiny naked babies as a second line of defense, in case Godzilla and the dinosaurs fails. Yeah. Tiny babies. That’ll scare ’em. HEY! My Godzilla doesn’t have as impressive pointy things on his back as the one in the previous post! Or bulging biceps. I’ve got the wimp Godzilla.
You’ll hear the burglar laughing before s/he gets in.
I went straight from this post to Amazon.com to look up Godzilla toys. I want one, but I don’t want to spend $20 for one!
How long was it before the cats started batting the tiny dinosaurs and naked babies under the furniture?
Immediately. (Ha. Excellent cat understanding.)
Deborah, $20 for those things now?? Jesus.
You are too funny – Where in the world did you get so many naked little babies and where do you store them in such a small apt.???????????
And how did you manage for them not to become cat toys for so long?