Why I Can’t Have Nice Things: CATS

I got the most beautiful flowers the other day, but I can’t put them out on my desk where I can see them all the time, or on the coffee table, because CATS. I tried putting out flowers a month or so ago and Bodhi and Bali knocked the vase over within seconds, sending me scrambling to save my computer, books and papers. I put these flowers down briefly to see if they would still try to knock them over and yes. They would still try. Jerks.

Stacy Horn

I've written six non-fiction books, the most recent is Damnation Island: Poor, Sick, Mad, and Criminal in 19th-Century New York.

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2 thoughts on “Why I Can’t Have Nice Things: CATS

  1. But you love them anyway, I know it. You need one of those vases that go in a bracket attached to your wall! Unless perhaps they would throw themselves at that, too.

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