1. Worship the belly that is Bean’s. (Come on. Go ahead and try not to love that little belly.)
Jonathan’s story about finding Bean is in this week’s New York Magazine.
I didn’t do too badly reaching people. The Vatican hasn’t responded to my email yet, of course. But my medical tests came back negative! Yay! I live to curse the universe yet another day.
(Look at that ridiculously cute doggie!)