Finney was using my laptop as a pillow.  I had to close it up because he loves to pick off the top of the keys.  Usually I can snap them back into place, but he mangled the caps lock key so badly it won’t go back on.  Damnit.  I want a new laptop anyway, but I can’t afford one right now.  But man.  Just for the new screens alone!  I want that new 13 inch aluminum one.  Well, a girl can dream.

Anyway, at least they’re not monkeys ripping my teeth out.  CHRIST.  Did anyone read that article in the Times??  It’s hard to imagine little baby blanket-riding Mel from the previous post doing that, but point taken.  I will never buy a monkey.

Stacy Horn

I've written six non-fiction books, the most recent is Damnation Island: Poor, Sick, Mad, and Criminal in 19th-Century New York.

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