I was walking home along the Hudson River and I looked out at the remains of an old pier and saw what looked just like a dead turkey to me.
I knew it couldn’t be, I mean, turkeys can’t swim or fly (will never forget that WKRP episode) so how could it get out there? I zoomed in on it and took a picture and even though I still couldn’t verify its non-turkey-age, I knew I’d be able to when I got home.
Definitely not a turkey. But you see it, right? Imagine seeing it from more of a distance. This is a close-up.