He Thinks He’s a Flamingo

I was all, ‘Oh my god, that pigeon has one leg!’ But a minute later his other leg came down. But only for a few seconds. Do they all do this and I just never noticed?

I swear he was hanging out like this for a half an hour, on one leg.

He was a plump little guy too. Wait a minute! He does this to play on people’s sympathies and gets more food. Right??

It’s a well known pigeon scam and I’m the last to know.

Stacy Horn

I've written six non-fiction books, the most recent is Damnation Island: Poor, Sick, Mad, and Criminal in 19th-Century New York.

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3 thoughts on “He Thinks He’s a Flamingo

  1. Thank you!! I was so upset at first, so I cracked up at that second one where she talks about all the people freaking out and writing her about the poor one legged birds.

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