Too Lazy for Free Stuff

When I passed through Union Square just now there were a bunch of booths set up and hosted by a magazine called Shape. Some were giving away free stuff, but I was too lazy to figure out what I needed to do to get free stuff. It could have been as simple as going up to them and saying, “Hi! Can I have free stuff please?”

However, I was completely ignored by all the Shape representatives, so I’m guessing I’m not in their demographic. Or the right shape. Plus, I wasn’t wearing pink. THAT THEY COULD SEE.

That guy on the right is a bit a of Josh Hartnett look alike, isn’t he?


Stacy Horn

I've written six non-fiction books, the most recent is Damnation Island: Poor, Sick, Mad, and Criminal in 19th-Century New York.

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