Live Blogging My Day and the Oscars

Finney’s all, “Don’t take my picture,” but sorry little dude. Picture taken and more to come.

I had a few things I needed to do, but now I am officially off.  I’m going to read some magazines, get caught up on my tv-backlog, and then I will return here to live blog the Oscars.

It’s gorgeous out so I’m a little insane, but there it is. This is how I want to spend my day.

Okay, on to People and More.

7:03: Buddy, who is wearing gray tonight, looks like he’s about to attack Finney, who is, as usual, in black. Guys! Guys! Who are you wearing? Okay, they’re snubbing me. Guys! Hrmph. Think they’re better than people.

7:08: So far pretty ho-hum. I don’t know a lot of people’s names, alas. Liked the lilac gown on the Black Swan address. Mila Kunis! Love Scarlett Johansson’s dress, but I don’t like her, ever since she made some really catty remarks about over-weight women. Sharon Stone, except for having on too much eye liner looks better than she has in a long time.

7:16: This is pretty dull. Maybe Sharon Stone will say something crazy.

7:25: Celine Dion is an alien. Maybe she will eat Ryan Seacrest.

7:31: Adam Shankman!! Maybe he will dance! Dance Adam! ADAM. Damnit. I love you anyway.

7:58: I love the color, the neckline, the beading on Natalie Portman’s dress!

8:01: I just switched to ABC and discovered that I’ve missed watching Tim Gunn. I am beside myself with grief and regret, and why oh why didn’t I know he was going to be on?? TIM!! Oh wait, there’s a clock that tells me there’s a half an hour left until the show start. I get a half an hour of TIM. Okay. I’m calm now.

8:15: On Echo we’re critiquing people’s teeth instead of their outfits. Natalie Portman did not do well, surprisingly.

8:42 LOVING Anne Hathaway.

Stacy Horn

I've written six non-fiction books, the most recent is Damnation Island: Poor, Sick, Mad, and Criminal in 19th-Century New York.

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