Scary Rite Aid Santa

December 7th, 2014 Posted in Uncategorized

Everytime I walk into the Rite Aid I normally shop at I come face to face with this guy. And every time I do I am startled. Every time. For just a split second he seems real and he doesn’t seem friendly. He looks like he’s about to punch or tackle you.

Santa: Just stop right there! What do YOU want?
Me: Nothing, I swear. Just picking up some shampoo, Santa.
Santa: No. Go away. Get out of here. But first, fix my feet.

Scary Rite Aid Santa, New York City

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  1. 2 Responses to “Scary Rite Aid Santa”

  2. By Julia (also in Ottawa) on Dec 8, 2014

    It’s the eyebrows slanting down toward the centre that make it look angry. And the left arm/hand looks broken. Altogether, an unsavoury Santa.

  3. By Stacy Horn on Dec 9, 2014

    Yeah, I can’t believe no one who works there has mentioned it. Or maybe they have but upper management says it has to stay.

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