by The business of knocking over and breaking things, and ripping up things, and killing little things is so tiring. One must sit around and do nothing in order to regain one’s strength. There’s also the ever-important plotting part. One must never neglect this task. A well thought-out plot of evil today turns tomorrow’s knocked-over vase from something run of the mill into something genius, like a vase knocked over and onto the keyboard, while Stacy is holding a hot cup of coffee.
Wow! When you describe them like that, it makes clear they are imminently qualified to be CEOs.
Haha. My sweet little evil-planners.