Yes, I am keeping the doctor away bigtime. (An apple a day, everyone knows this, right?) Went to the gym, eating apples, and feeling so healthy and virtuous. (And courting the jinx. Watch I die of a heart attack tomorrow.)
Tonight I am meeting friends for pizza. I will be sure to eat lots of pizza in order to neutralize the jinx.
I have to now. It’s a matter of life and death.